STORE

Ever wanted an elaborate web store where you can buy various items with The Unkillables logo on stuff like pint glasses? Well, this ain’t it! At least, not yet. For now, it’s more like a back alley door leading to God knows where, but if you knock and hand over some cash and say some secret words, you might get let in or given something. In this case, the magic words are contacting the webmaster at misterunkillable@gmail.com, contacting mrunkillable on our Discord, or by contacting the admin on one of those social media sites that collect a bunch of info on you, and the amount of cash is probably somewhere between 15 and 25 big ones. The only info needed here is that you’re into beating games in one credit or one life and you like pint glasses, towels or tanktops.